Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm? (Plus 18 More Silly Questions)
How to Play the Worm Question (and the Rest)
- Ask with a straight face. Half the fun is the moment they realize you’re serious.
- Demand details. Where would the worm live? What would it eat? Follow-up questions are where it gets funny.
- Then switch. They ask you the next one, and you have to commit just as hard.
1 The Silly Questions Deck, Card by Card
The whole deck from the app, starting with the worm. Ridiculous on the surface, surprisingly revealing underneath.
- Would you still love me if I was a worm? · card sq1
- Which of my friends survives a zombie movie the longest? · card sq2
- If we swapped bodies for a day, what's the first thing you'd do? · card sq3
- What animal was I in a past life? · card sq4
- Rank me, your mom, and pizza. · card sq5
- Would you fight a goose for me? · card sq6
- If I got arrested, what would you assume I did? · card sq7
- What's my most annoying habit you secretly love? · card sq8
- Who plays you in the movie about us? · card sq9
- Who falls asleep first during movie night, every time? · card sq10
2 More Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend
Nine more from the Hot Takes, Fun & Flirty and Would You Rather decks, for when you want to keep the laughs going.
- What is the correct way to load a dishwasher, and are you willing to fight for it? · card ht2
- Thermostat wars: who gets the final say on the temperature, and why should it be you? · card ht6
- Pineapple on pizza, milk before cereal, or ketchup on eggs: pick your hill and defend it. · card ht12
- What is a hill you will die on that has absolutely no real-world importance? · card ht22
- If we got a pet, who would it secretly love more, and why are you so sure? · card ht23
- What is the cheesiest pickup line that would work on you? · card ff8
- What celebrity couple do you think we are most like? · card ff17
- Would you rather we have matching tattoos or matching outfits for a day? · card wr14
- Would you rather we sing karaoke together or slow dance in public? · card wr17
Every question above is copied word for word from the CoupleMoment app: Silly Questions deck (sq cards), Hot Takes (ht), Fun & Flirty (ff) and Would You Rather (wr). The card number lets you find the exact card again.
Why Silly Questions Bring Couples Closer
Laughing together is its own kind of closeness. A question like “would you fight a goose for me?” gets a real answer about loyalty without anyone having to say something heavy. And the inside jokes that come out of a silly night tend to stick around for years.
Want more? Try hot takes for couples, a round of would you rather questions, or more questions to ask your boyfriend.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the right answer to 'would you still love me if I was a worm'?
There isn't one. The question is a joke with a sweet meaning underneath, so any answer that shows commitment wins, whether that's a yes, a plan for keeping a pet worm, or a very long negotiation. The reaction matters more than the words.
Is there a worm question game?
Yes. 'Would you still love me if I was a worm?' is the first card in the Silly Questions deck in the CoupleMoment app, which deals silly questions one at a time for couples to answer together. Every conversation deck in the app is free.
What are funny questions to ask your boyfriend to make him laugh?
Try ridiculous ones that need a committed answer: Would you fight a goose for me? Rank me, your mom, and pizza. If I got arrested, what would you assume I did? Which of my friends survives a zombie movie the longest?
Can I ask silly questions over text?
Yes, silly questions work well over text because they are short and easy to answer. Send one with no context, like the worm question, and see what comes back.
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